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Team presentation

The [ZO] clan is a very very serious clan. We play on europe most of the time, sometime on US east after 3AM, GTM +1. We accept any challange / clanwar on fastest possible map, just /w a clan member to fight us (in the limit of available player number at the time you request the game).

Team rules

The [ZO] crew

Official members (alphabetical order) :
akanationnalitycomments
Boz[ZO]FRCloaked ghost that we never see anymore :(
Granma[ZO]FR1337 webm@st3r - Comp killer all the night
R0[ZO]FRdo i LAAAGGGG with my 0,56 byte/s AOL modem ?
Stron[ZO]FRThe ouich spirit
Tri[ZO]FRcannon rush teacher !
Ch0rI[ZO]FRCho devant

Recruitement

The [ZO] team will never organize recruitement games. They might ask you to join if they think u have the true noob spirit, but there is also some secret requirements that may prevents you from joining. You will have to dance barefoot on a burning fire to accomplish the joining ritual. Accepting credit cards only (send the card by mail, we might return it to you after usage). To calculate the monthly fee in US dollars, take the number of mineral ressources you harvested, multiply it by the number of dragoon u used, and divide it by the number of noob tactics you invented.

Keep in mind that you dont need to be [ZO] to play with or vs the [ZO]s. We accept double agents (if you are in the [ZO] clan, you can still use your others accounts whenever you like).

The [ZO] scoreboard

The [ZO] member should use this table to evaluate how noob they are. A score of 100 or more in one game means they are excelent noobs members, a score less than 10 means they just played borring. If you have a replay with +200 points, send it to the [ZO] team ! We would love to see it.
Action Score
About the game
multiplicator : x2 if you win the game
The game starts+1
vs more players in the enemy team+1
vs a clan+1
vs gosu+1
U choosed random+1
U are finaly terran+3
U are finaly zerg+1
You ask a stupid new question at the start with ac off (examples: "where do i upgrade carriers?", "why is there just 1 mineral on this map?")+1
-> if the enemy comment about it+1
-> if the enemy answer seriously+1
1337 noob tactics
multiplcator : x0.5 if it fail, x1 if it works, x2 if enemy nearly dead, x3 if instant quit, x4 if armaggedon quit (all players of the enemy team do instant quit after a noob tactic)
Worker rush - replay (patch 1.10 required)+3
Cannon rush (nexius, front or faked)+1
-> With pylone wall trick+2
Gate rush+3
Bunker rush+3
Sunken rush+2
Ebay rush - replay (patch 1.10 required)+3
Mass flying buildings spam+2
Mini map drawing/writting+1
1 zealot, or 6 lings rush+1
Huge mass zergling+1
Rush or mass muta / wraits / scouts+1
Mass carrier+1
Mass ultra+2
Mass archon+2
Mass vulture+2
Sci vessel usage (+5 spells)+2
-> Madness (+50 spells)+2
-> Mass probe iradiate+1
Queen usage (+5 spells)+2
-> madness (+50 spells)+2
Team attack at 3vs1+1
Team attack at 4vs1+2
Firebat on probe (barbecue :)+1
-> with rax floating+1
Terran CC infestation+2
-> infested terran usage - replay (patch 1.10 required)+2
Drop+1
-> Doom drop (6 or more dropship, 12 overlords for zerg)+2
Nukes (it's rainning)+1
-> rush (in less than 8 minutes)+1
-> madness (5 nukes or more)+2
-> over nexius+1
Survivor mode : you run over the map, when you have some chance to win the game+2
Proxy base : you builded a large part of your base out of your main, either unoticed, or in a "take the middle" rush+1
New noob tactic ! You invented a new tactic that has his place here+10
Enemy reaction (example quotes)
multipilcator : x2 IF MESSAGE IS ALL IN CAPS, x2 if message preceded by OMFG
"U noob / n00b / nb / newbie !"+1
"Noob clan !"+1
"Noob tactic / It's not the way starcraft has to be played"+1
(after 15 minutes or more) "but you are not a noob ???"+1
(he say something about your mother)+1
"U hack !"+2
-> "I have a program that tell me U hack"+2
"I lost the game because i was on the phone with my psy | my cat have eaten my mouse | my laptop falled in the aquarium" (or anything better)+2
"U play FOR STATS / freewin !"+3
"Comme chan ..."+1
"Rematch !"+1
-> "without the noob tactics"+1
-> "On LT" (lol)+3
-> "I kill you 2vs1 next time" (lol)+3
-> (and he is more noob than you)+2

Random links :

superpenguin fastest possible map page
the [OZ] team website (cool fastest clan)
the FBF team website (self declared fastest-gosu style)
Lasgos SC programs : BWAC, BWTV, updated for 1.11b
Battle.net official SC forum

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